Played by Acob and Arah
Say, do you serve hamburgers here?
Of course. This is the home of the Yummy-to-my-tummy combo burger which is made from 100% ground pig skin.
Does it come with mustard and monkeys?
Yes. And it is served on a giant sesame seed ice cream cart with a salty pickle.
Okay. Do you have purple potatoes?
No, we have french-fried paperclips and I can give you a side order of hairybells.
Are you sure that it isn't better than the barbecued bunny sandwich?
Oh, yes. What'll you have to drink? A large sunkist?
No, make that a small root beer.
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5 comments:
That is HILARIOUS!! Great WRITING!!
Where on Earth did the inspiration for this come from? You have me intrigued!
This reminds me of some of those routines you see the stand-up comedians do on TV. It made me laugh out loud. But wow, I never knew there was such strange food available in the USA!
I love your imagination! My friends and I in high school used to talk nonsense like this all the time when we didn't want anyone else to know what we were talking about. Great job!
That was so awesome.
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