If I Was In Charge Of The World...

If I was in charge of the world, I'd cancel

Circuses that have animals,

Wednesday mornings,

Boring morning talk show hosts,

and girls not being able to play professional football and baseball.

If I was in charge of the world, there'd be

Healthier school lunches,

Less human light pollution,

and more book orders.

If I was in charge of the world,

You wouldn't have cigarettes or pipes,

you wouldn't have to put up with bullying,

You wouldn't have to eat celery,

You would't even have to eat spinach!!

If i was in charge of the world,

A dolphin could be a pet

and a robot could do your home work.

And a person who forgets to change underwear

And forgets to wipe,

Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world.