Little Man's Dirt Adventure

"Always meticulously neat, six-year old Little Man never allowed dirt or tears or stands to mar anything he owned."

So he only got dirt, tears, and stains in the backyard. Within 2 or 3 weeks, Little Man realized it was ok to get stuff dirty. Then he had his bedspread filthy within minutes. Along with his teddy bear, his blanky, his violin, and everything else that was precious to him. He even got all of his clothes wet and dirty! Little Man ran outside and jumped in four mud puddles. Then his mom walked outside and saw him.
"Little Man!" She bellowed.
"AHHHH!" screamed LIttle Man.
He jumped over the fense and SPLASH cannonballed right into the elderly neighbor's pool. The elderly neighbor, Mrs. Bee, ran outside with her church dress flapping all over after Little Man. Little Man thought that they were just playing tag in the mud. As Little Man looked back, he saw Mrs. Bee's granny panties flying up. He thought, "What should I do?" and he held his breath and went under water. Finally, he couldn't hold his breath any longer and he rose to the surface. He didn't see Mrs. Bee anywhere and so he got out and climbed the fence back over. While halfway over the fence, he fell and broke his ankle and couldn't get up. And then he saw her...Mrs. Bee and he thought he was in B-I-G trouble.
"Why are you sprawled on my neighbor's yard?"
"I can't move. I need a doctor!"
"I'm a doctor, Little Man! But before I fix you up, why were you in my pool?"